“Dumb Ways to Die” foi criado por McCann Melbourne para Metro Trains Melbourne. Este vídeo aqui é uma paródia. / “Dumb Ways to Die” was created by McCann Melbourne for Metro Trains Melbourne. This is a parody.

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Produzido com a ajuda da Silence Produções. / Made with the help of Silence Produções.

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Dumb Ways to Die in Rio

Ride a bike on the street.
Be hit by a BRT.
Surf on the top of the train.
Go to Engenhão for a football game.

[Refrão / Chorus]

Dumb ways to die
In Rio, dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die in Rio
So many dumb ways to die

Wait in the hospital line.
Stop the car at the red light.
Be hit by a manhole.
Die because your team scored a goal.

[Refrão / Chorus]

Be robbed in your house.
Be in a building that falls.
Drive on a road full of holes.
Get scared with the price that the apartment was sold.

[Refrão / Chorus]

Suffocate inside the subway…
Get shot from a lost bullet…

Walk on the street and be buried by garbage.
Go out on a flood and get electrocuted.
Drive in Joá when it falls.
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly.

[Refrão final / Final chorus]

Dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die in Rio
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die.

Be safe around Rio.